1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:05,967 Ba ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba, 2 00:00:06,067 --> 00:00:08,367 ba ba ba, doo doo, doo wah. 3 00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:14,333 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba doo doo doo wah. 4 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:18,733 Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo 5 00:00:18,833 --> 00:00:26,333 doo doo doo doo doo doo doo wah, doo doo doo doo doo doo wah. 6 00:00:26,433 --> 00:00:34,267 Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bah. 7 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,600 Oh, good evening, Mr. Brown. 8 00:00:35,700 --> 00:00:36,900 Good evening, Gladys. 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,233 Oh. 10 00:00:38,333 --> 00:00:39,733 You'll get me shot. They're for her ladyship. 11 00:00:39,833 --> 00:00:41,467 Oh, she won't miss one. 12 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:42,233 Oh, ho, ho ho. 13 00:00:42,333 --> 00:00:43,700 Is the old dragon in? 14 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,933 Yes, the old dragon is. 15 00:00:45,033 --> 00:00:45,900 Ah. 16 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:46,900 Evening. 17 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,167 I'll take that. 18 00:00:48,267 --> 00:00:50,800 Oh, are we economizing on biscuits, Gladys? 19 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:51,700 I'll get you some more. 20 00:00:54,733 --> 00:00:55,833 I don't think she likes me. 21 00:00:55,933 --> 00:00:57,733 She doesn't like anybody. 22 00:00:57,833 --> 00:01:00,867 Oh, by the way, many happy returns of the day. 23 00:01:00,967 --> 00:01:02,433 How did you know it was my birthday? 24 00:01:02,533 --> 00:01:06,033 I saw your date of birth last week in her ladyship's ledger. 25 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,567 Accidentally of course. 26 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:08,933 Oh, of course. 27 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:10,800 Well, haven't told anybody else it's my birthday, have you? 28 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,967 No, not a soul. 29 00:01:12,067 --> 00:01:13,400 Oh, good. 30 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,833 Quick, please, teacher coming. 31 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:18,400 Ah, good evening. 32 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,167 Ready? 33 00:01:21,533 --> 00:01:25,167 Happy Birthday to you, 34 00:01:25,267 --> 00:01:28,733 Happy Birthday to you. 35 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:38,200 Happy Bir Happy Birthday to you. 36 00:01:38,300 --> 00:01:40,900 Wasn't that nice? 37 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,333 Haven't told a soul, eh? 38 00:01:42,433 --> 00:01:45,333 Well, I might have mentioned it to one or two people. 39 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:47,133 Well, thank you all for your good wishes. 40 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:49,400 We are wanting to show our appreciation. 41 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:50,700 Well, that's very kind of you. 42 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:53,267 And we are all buying you a little present. 43 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:54,000 What? 44 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,500 No, you shouldn't have. 45 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:56,600 But we already have. 46 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:57,500 Yes. 47 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,733 Uh-huh. 48 00:01:58,833 --> 00:02:01,367 May your shadow never diminish. 49 00:02:03,967 --> 00:02:05,867 Thank you. Can I open it now? 50 00:02:05,967 --> 00:02:07,167 Yes, please. 51 00:02:07,267 --> 00:02:11,367 It is something for you to be using every day. 52 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:12,367 Oh, a pen-- 53 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:13,467 very nice. 54 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:17,900 It is what you are calling a waterfall pen. 55 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,567 A waterfall pen? 56 00:02:19,667 --> 00:02:20,867 That is correct. 57 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:22,400 Oh, you mean a fountain pen. 58 00:02:22,500 --> 00:02:24,833 A thousand apologies for my ignorance. 59 00:02:24,933 --> 00:02:27,967 Excuse me, excuse me. 60 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:29,500 What for you buy a pen? 61 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,467 For birthday. 62 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,467 I buy the pen. 63 00:02:31,567 --> 00:02:33,100 I am not knowing about your buying. 64 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,100 Well, you take your pen and change for something else. 65 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,667 No, you must be changing. 66 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:38,900 Teacher prefer my pen. 67 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,900 How you know? 68 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,700 Mr. Brown, my pen much better. 69 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,333 It write under water. 70 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:46,867 Oh, I'm sure that's very useful. 71 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,500 My pen write in different colors. 72 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,167 Well, I'll tell you what, I'll take both pens. 73 00:02:50,267 --> 00:02:52,433 I mean, after all, two pens are better than one. 74 00:02:52,533 --> 00:02:53,167 All right. 75 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:54,167 Excuse, please, sir. 76 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:56,467 Yes, Taro? 77 00:02:56,567 --> 00:02:57,367 Oh. 78 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:04,567 Three pens are better than two. 79 00:03:04,667 --> 00:03:05,600 You haven't. 80 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:06,867 Yes, sir. 81 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:08,133 Well, I'll tell you what, rather than show 82 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:09,833 any preference, I think it'd be a good idea 83 00:03:09,933 --> 00:03:12,533 if you all exchanged your pens for something else, yeah? 84 00:03:12,633 --> 00:03:13,967 Yes, all right. 85 00:03:14,067 --> 00:03:15,833 But thank you anyway, Ranjeet. 86 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:16,733 Por favor? 87 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:19,533 Yes, Juan? 88 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:22,400 Por favor? 89 00:03:22,500 --> 00:03:23,867 Uh, pardon? 90 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,567 Happy born day. 91 00:03:25,667 --> 00:03:26,467 Birthday. 92 00:03:26,567 --> 00:03:27,400 Si, si. 93 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,433 Oh, thank you. 94 00:03:28,533 --> 00:03:30,467 Wonder what this is? 95 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:33,733 Yeah? 96 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:34,633 What's that? 97 00:03:34,733 --> 00:03:36,667 Pen. 98 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:37,967 Oh, dear. 99 00:03:38,067 --> 00:03:39,167 I change. 100 00:03:39,267 --> 00:03:40,733 - Yeah, I think so. - It's all right. 101 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:41,867 But thank you. 102 00:03:41,967 --> 00:03:43,200 Happy birthday, professori. 103 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:44,767 Thank you, Giovanni. 104 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:46,867 For you. 105 00:03:46,967 --> 00:03:48,700 Well, at least it's not a pen. 106 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:49,733 It's a salami. 107 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,400 Much garlic, a very strong. 108 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:55,167 Yeah, I can smell that. Thank you. 109 00:03:55,267 --> 00:03:57,667 Excuse, please. Many happy returnings. 110 00:03:57,767 --> 00:03:59,367 Thank you, Ali. 111 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:01,500 I am buying for you nothing at all. 112 00:04:04,233 --> 00:04:05,733 Oh well, never mind. 113 00:04:05,833 --> 00:04:07,300 But I am giving you this. 114 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:08,467 Oh, a card? 115 00:04:08,567 --> 00:04:09,767 Oh, no. 116 00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:12,333 Inside you will be finding a gift voucher from Harrods. 117 00:04:12,433 --> 00:04:13,067 Harrods? 118 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:14,633 Oh, yes, please. 119 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:17,267 And you can be buying anything whatsoever you are wishing. 120 00:04:17,367 --> 00:04:18,367 Anything? 121 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,167 Yes. 122 00:04:19,267 --> 00:04:20,600 From Harrods of Knightsbridge? 123 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:21,533 No, please. 124 00:04:21,633 --> 00:04:23,067 Harrods of Camden-- 125 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:25,100 Abraham Harrods secondhand shop-- 126 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,800 nothing over one pound. 127 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:29,700 Thank you, Ali. 128 00:04:32,367 --> 00:04:33,933 Yes, Jamila? 129 00:04:34,033 --> 00:04:37,767 Uh, Happy-- 130 00:04:37,867 --> 00:04:39,067 Happy, yes? 131 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:41,000 birthday. 132 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:41,933 Well done. 133 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:43,367 Thank you. 134 00:04:44,533 --> 00:04:45,367 Oh. 135 00:04:50,167 --> 00:04:51,367 Very nice. 136 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:54,833 Holly. 137 00:04:54,933 --> 00:04:55,967 Holly? 138 00:04:56,067 --> 00:04:58,600 Huh, holly. 139 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:00,767 Oh, holy. 140 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:03,833 Guy? 141 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:06,300 What, a holy monk? 142 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,233 No, guy-- 143 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:13,833 Ah, holy cow. 144 00:05:13,933 --> 00:05:15,567 Oh, I do. 145 00:05:19,033 --> 00:05:22,100 Now it is my turn to give you something. 146 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,867 Yes, Danielle? 147 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:27,200 But first, I wish you happy birthday as we do in France. 148 00:05:35,700 --> 00:05:37,967 Quiet, quiet! 149 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:40,000 Thank you-- thank you, Danielle. 150 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:43,400 Oh, um, and I have something very French. 151 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,833 Oh, thank you. 152 00:05:45,933 --> 00:05:47,867 Oh, Eau de toilette. 153 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:48,967 Merci beaucoup. 154 00:05:49,067 --> 00:05:51,700 It is a pleasure 155 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:54,800 for me to give you something. 156 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:56,200 Excuse, please. 157 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:58,133 What is the nature of the gift you 158 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,200 are receiving from Danielle? 159 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:02,067 Eau de toilette-- toilette water. 160 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:04,433 You put it on your face. 161 00:06:04,533 --> 00:06:06,533 Oh, blimey. 162 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:09,400 You are putting water from the toilet on your face? 163 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,100 No, Ali, it's not that kind of toilet. 164 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:16,767 Very good. 165 00:06:16,867 --> 00:06:20,067 May the spirit of universal brotherhood descend upon you. 166 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:22,033 Well, I'm sure it will. 167 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:23,833 Book to read every day. 168 00:06:23,933 --> 00:06:25,000 Oh, I hope it's a good read. 169 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:28,967 The best-- thoughts of Chairman Mao. 170 00:06:29,067 --> 00:06:31,167 Very uprift-- uh, lifting. 171 00:06:31,267 --> 00:06:32,533 Personally autographed. 172 00:06:32,633 --> 00:06:33,533 By Mao? 173 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:34,433 By me. 174 00:06:38,433 --> 00:06:39,633 Now is me. 175 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,000 Yes, Anna. 176 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:44,933 I have made for you an grosse apple strudel. 177 00:06:45,033 --> 00:06:46,467 It's very grosse. 178 00:06:46,567 --> 00:06:47,400 Danke. 179 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:48,933 Bitte. 180 00:06:49,033 --> 00:06:53,333 Well, uh, thank you all for your generous gifts, 181 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,733 but I really think we ought get on with the lesson. 182 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:59,967 Now, this week, we're going to look at the vowel sounds, 183 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:01,333 right? 184 00:07:01,433 --> 00:07:03,900 Now, does anybody know what a vowel sound is? 185 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,900 Yes, please. 186 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 It is a rumble in tummy. 187 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:11,933 No, Ali, vowel, not bowel. 188 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:13,333 Sorry, please. 189 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,900 Right, well, there are five vowels in the alphabet. 190 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,900 A, E, I, O, and U. 191 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:25,233 A, E, I, O, U. 192 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,933 Good, now firstly, we'll take the letter A. Now, 193 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:30,567 this can be pronounced in three different ways. 194 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,967 It can A, ahh or ah. 195 00:07:34,067 --> 00:07:37,933 A, ahh, or ah. 196 00:07:38,033 --> 00:07:38,867 Excuse me. 197 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:39,767 Yes, Max. 198 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:41,500 I am not understanding. 199 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:45,333 How can a A be a ah? 200 00:07:45,433 --> 00:07:49,800 It's not the letter ah, it's sometimes pronounced ah. 201 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:51,533 what language. 202 00:07:51,633 --> 00:07:53,667 That's all right, I'll give you some examples. 203 00:07:53,767 --> 00:08:00,433 Let's take the word F-A-T. Now, that has a flat A sound-- 204 00:08:00,533 --> 00:08:01,367 ah. 205 00:08:01,467 --> 00:08:03,233 Ah. 206 00:08:03,333 --> 00:08:04,633 Good. 207 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:09,400 But, if we add an E to the end of fat, then what do we have? 208 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,333 Fatty! 209 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,200 No, Giovanni, fate. 210 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,633 Now, does anybody know what the word, fate, means? 211 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:19,633 Por favor. 212 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,633 Yes, Juan? 213 00:08:21,733 --> 00:08:23,033 Two fate. 214 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,300 Two fate? 215 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,333 Si, senor-- one right fate, one left fate. 216 00:08:32,700 --> 00:08:33,800 No, Juan, those are feet. 217 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:34,733 Ah. 218 00:08:34,833 --> 00:08:36,533 Pardon. 219 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:38,900 All right, moving on to the E. Now, 220 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,800 the letter E is usually pronounced eh, as in-- 221 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,733 Eh. 222 00:08:42,833 --> 00:08:44,033 -- bet, set, get. 223 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:45,333 Get. 224 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,000 There are, of course, exceptions to the rule. 225 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:52,833 For example, F-E-T-E is also pronounced fate. 226 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:54,067 Si, senor! 227 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:57,700 One right fate, one left fate. 228 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:58,867 - No, Juan. - No? 229 00:08:58,967 --> 00:08:59,800 No. 230 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:00,900 Pardon. 231 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:02,367 Those are feet, I told you before. 232 00:09:02,467 --> 00:09:03,600 It's all right, it's all right. 233 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:04,700 Right. 234 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,000 Moving on to the letter I. This is 235 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,700 usually pronounced eye or ih. 236 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:09,833 Ih. 237 00:09:09,933 --> 00:09:11,233 Good. 238 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,700 Now, can anybody give me an example of the ih sound? 239 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,100 Ih. 240 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:16,000 Well, how would you pronounce F-I-T? 241 00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,233 - Feet. - Si, senor! 242 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:23,433 One right feet, one left feet. 243 00:09:23,533 --> 00:09:24,433 No, Juan. 244 00:09:24,533 --> 00:09:25,867 No? 245 00:09:33,900 --> 00:09:36,533 All right, listen, if you want to argue, argue in English. 246 00:09:36,633 --> 00:09:39,167 Go back to Italy, you Italian spaghetti. 247 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:41,933 Ah, you big Spanish omelet! 248 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:43,500 Ah! 249 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,700 Excuse me, her ladyship wants to see you in the office. 250 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,767 Oh, thank you, Gladys, I'll be in in a moment. 251 00:09:48,867 --> 00:09:51,500 Hey, maybe she's going to get you a birthday present. 252 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,333 Yes, and maybe the pope's getting married. 253 00:09:54,433 --> 00:09:56,633 He is? 254 00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:58,533 I never heard that. 255 00:09:58,633 --> 00:10:00,133 No, it was a joke. 256 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,367 Look, I'll be as quick as I can. 257 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,500 Meanwhile, if you'll all turn to page 83 258 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:06,033 and study the sentences giving examples of the various vowel 259 00:10:06,133 --> 00:10:06,933 sounds, yeah. 260 00:10:07,033 --> 00:10:08,400 Giovanni? 261 00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,733 You Would you take charge of the class when I'm away? 262 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:10,900 - Sure. - Good. 263 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:11,800 Allow me. 264 00:10:11,900 --> 00:10:14,700 Thank you. 265 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,167 OK, I'm in charge. 266 00:10:17,267 --> 00:10:19,000 Who wants the vino? 267 00:10:22,033 --> 00:10:24,300 Enter. 268 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,900 You wanted to see me, Miss Courtney? 269 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,067 Yes. 270 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:29,100 Oh, I understand it's your birthday? 271 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,200 That's correct, another milestone. 272 00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:34,133 Personally, I don't believe in celebrating birthdays. 273 00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:35,967 I fail to see how the passing of years 274 00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,833 can be an occasion for rejoicing. 275 00:10:37,933 --> 00:10:39,667 No, of course you're right, I suppose. 276 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,467 Well, Mr. Brown, when you commenced teaching here, 277 00:10:42,567 --> 00:10:44,733 I said that I would give you a month's trial. 278 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:46,267 Yes. 279 00:10:46,367 --> 00:10:49,200 That month is now up and I feel it only fair to put an end 280 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,633 to your worry about the future. 281 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,867 Well, that's very kind of you. 282 00:10:51,967 --> 00:10:53,567 I can assure you, you won't regret it. 283 00:10:53,667 --> 00:10:55,000 I know I won't. 284 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,367 Miss Hardacre will start on Wednesday. 285 00:10:57,467 --> 00:10:58,300 Miss Hardacre? 286 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,233 Yes. 287 00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:01,600 She will be taking over your class. 288 00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:04,833 You remember I did tell you that I prefer women teachers? 289 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,133 You mean I've got the push? 290 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,767 Well, let us just say that we no 291 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,633 longer require your services. 292 00:11:09,733 --> 00:11:12,533 I feel that Miss Hardacre would be much more suitable. 293 00:11:12,633 --> 00:11:14,933 Well, in that case, I suggest you get Miss much more 294 00:11:15,033 --> 00:11:16,733 suitable Hardacre to take over tonight, 295 00:11:16,833 --> 00:11:17,833 because I'm going home. 296 00:11:17,933 --> 00:11:19,600 You can't just walk out like that. 297 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,100 Oh, yes I can. 298 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,767 And I won't say it's been a pleasure, because it hasn't. 299 00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:30,233 All I can say is, in India, you'd be sacred. 300 00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:32,367 Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba. 301 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:46,167 Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba. 302 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,533 10p. 303 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,067 OK, I stick. 304 00:11:59,167 --> 00:11:59,967 Pontoon. 305 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,900 Five card streak only. 306 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,233 What do you got? 307 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,700 Queen of hearts, Jack of spades. 308 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:07,767 Hey! 309 00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:08,933 You Should not be playing the cards, 310 00:12:09,033 --> 00:12:10,733 you should be learning the English. 311 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,500 Sig heil! 312 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,067 Anna is right, you should be improving your mind. 313 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:19,067 You can improve my mind anytime. 314 00:12:19,167 --> 00:12:20,433 How about tonight, eh? 315 00:12:20,533 --> 00:12:23,033 We have the meal, a couple of glasses of vino, 316 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,500 then back to my place to make a love. 317 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:27,933 That is not improving the mind. 318 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:31,533 No, but it is very good for the body. 319 00:12:31,633 --> 00:12:32,900 Hey, teacher is coming. 320 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,000 Oh. 321 00:12:37,233 --> 00:12:38,567 Right, will you all pay attention, 322 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:41,500 please, I have something rather important to tell you. 323 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,100 I'm afraid that Miss Courtney has terminated my engagement. 324 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,533 It is a very big surprise to me. 325 00:12:45,633 --> 00:12:47,767 Well, it was a bit of a shock to me, as well. 326 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:52,767 We are not knowing that you and Miss Courtney were engaged. 327 00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:55,233 Oh, you don't understand, I mean, to coin a phrase, 328 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,600 I've been given the boot. 329 00:12:56,700 --> 00:13:01,000 Si, senor-- one right boot, one left boot. 330 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,533 No, no, Juan, look, can't you understand? 331 00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,967 I mean I have been fired, I've been given the bullet. 332 00:13:05,067 --> 00:13:10,067 Santa Maria, she tried to shoot you? 333 00:13:10,167 --> 00:13:11,767 No, I have been dismissed. 334 00:13:11,867 --> 00:13:12,667 - Dismissed? - Yes. 335 00:13:12,767 --> 00:13:13,833 Oh, no. 336 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,300 - You are leaving us? - I'm afraid so. 337 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,667 Why you leave? 338 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:21,833 Well, Miss Courtney doesn't think I'm suitable. 339 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,567 We go speak to her. 340 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,400 I'm afraid that speaking to her won't do any good at all. 341 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:31,933 OK, we twist her arms a little bit. 342 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:33,433 Yeah. 343 00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:37,067 We tell her, if she not let you stay, we work her over. 344 00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:38,300 Yeah. 345 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,567 You'll do nothing of the sort. 346 00:13:39,667 --> 00:13:41,500 We don't have mafia tactics in this country. 347 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,433 But what is going to happen to us? 348 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,867 Another teacher will be taking over the class, a Miss 349 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,000 Hardacre. 350 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,367 I'm already not liking her. 351 00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,967 It is not fair, and on your birthday. 352 00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:55,233 Yes, but as they say in France, c'est la vie. 353 00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:56,567 Well, I've enjoyed meeting you all. 354 00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:59,633 I wish you all every success with your studies 355 00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:00,667 in the future. 356 00:14:00,767 --> 00:14:01,567 Aw. 357 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:02,700 Goodbye, Su-Lee. 358 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,200 Very sorry to lose you. 359 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,000 Well. 360 00:14:06,100 --> 00:14:07,233 Jamila. 361 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,100 Anna. 362 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,200 Max. Good-bye, Mr. Brown. 363 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,333 Thanks. 364 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,233 Taro. 365 00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:20,200 Good luck. 366 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:23,467 Thank o-- uh, you. - Juan. 367 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:27,867 Yes amigo, 368 00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:29,733 Ranjeet. 369 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:33,033 I am wishing you all you are wishing yourself. 370 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,533 Thank you. 371 00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,933 Giovanni. 372 00:14:36,033 --> 00:14:37,600 He is very sad. 373 00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,267 Please, Giovanni, you mustn't be upset. 374 00:14:39,367 --> 00:14:41,767 I can't help it, I'm emotional. 375 00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,033 Yeah-- 376 00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:47,067 Oh, blimey, you are starting me off, man. 377 00:14:47,167 --> 00:14:48,400 You damned fool. 378 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,067 Come on, Ali, it's not the end of the world. 379 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,000 Good-bye. 380 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,767 Good-bye. 381 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,067 Danielle. 382 00:14:55,167 --> 00:15:00,333 There will always be a place for right here. 383 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,967 That's certainly very kind of you. 384 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:05,933 Well, uh, good-bye everybody. 385 00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,767 Thank you for your presents. 386 00:15:07,867 --> 00:15:08,700 Good-bye. 387 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,267 And good luck. 388 00:15:12,567 --> 00:15:13,533 I thought you'd gone. 389 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:14,633 Well, I was just collecting my things. 390 00:15:14,733 --> 00:15:15,567 Good-bye. 391 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,767 Good-bye. 392 00:15:16,867 --> 00:15:22,233 Now, as you are no doubt aware, 393 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,667 Mr. Brown is no longer with us. 394 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:25,833 It is making us very sad. 395 00:15:25,933 --> 00:15:27,233 Yes. 396 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,067 I have telephoned your new teacher, Miss Hardacre, 397 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:31,200 and she will be arriving shortly. 398 00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:34,000 In the meantime, I shall take the class. 399 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,133 Now then, let's see how you're progressing. 400 00:15:37,233 --> 00:15:40,433 You, with the turban, what is this? 401 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:43,233 Pencil. 402 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,167 It is not a pencil. 403 00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:47,933 Is looking like a pencil to me. 404 00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:50,000 Let's try again. 405 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,633 What is this? 406 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,567 A finger. 407 00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:57,033 Didn't Mr. Brown teach you anything? 408 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:58,233 Yes, please. 409 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,600 He's making us work like the clipper.s 410 00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,033 The clappers. 411 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:05,767 Ah, clippers or clappers, we are working very hard. 412 00:16:05,867 --> 00:16:06,933 Yes. 413 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,433 And we are all very sad he has gone. 414 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,767 Quiet now, please, class. 415 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,267 It is really no concern of yours. 416 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:18,367 I'm sure that you will find Miss Hardacre more than efficient. 417 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:22,767 And after all, a woman can do everything a man can do. 418 00:16:22,867 --> 00:16:24,300 Not everything. 419 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,267 I was speaking academically. 420 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:30,900 Excuse me, Miss Courtney, there's a person out here 421 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,533 wants to see you. 422 00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:34,200 What sort of person? 423 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:36,467 Well, I'm not sure. 424 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,400 Miss Courtney? 425 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,500 Yes. 426 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:39,400 Hardacre. 427 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,300 Oh. 428 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,767 I thought they were sending me a woman. 429 00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:43,700 I am a woman. 430 00:16:46,267 --> 00:16:49,267 I do beg your pardon, it must've been the-- 431 00:16:49,367 --> 00:16:51,200 well, perhaps you'd like to come to my office 432 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:54,000 and have a cup of coffee? - Oh, no time for coffee. 433 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,567 We must get started-- 434 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:59,433 crack the whip, show them who's boss, keep them on their toes. 435 00:16:59,533 --> 00:17:00,967 And by the look of them, they need it. 436 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,933 Beautifully put, but I think we ought 437 00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:03,867 to have a little chat first. 438 00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:05,300 Very well. 439 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,733 In the meantime, you can go on studying your books. 440 00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,167 Don't talk, sit still. 441 00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,567 I'll be back immediately. 442 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,967 Oh, blimey. 443 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:19,333 What a funny woman we are having. 444 00:17:19,433 --> 00:17:22,833 I don't think I'm going to like this new teacher. 445 00:17:22,933 --> 00:17:24,500 I think I go home. 446 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,100 Yeah. 447 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,367 I go home, too. 448 00:17:27,467 --> 00:17:28,167 Nein! 449 00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:29,833 What is use of going home? 450 00:17:29,933 --> 00:17:31,767 You cannot learn the English at home. 451 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,400 Maybe I find a way, huh? 452 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:35,100 There is no way. 453 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,967 I am thinking if we make new teacher go away, 454 00:17:38,067 --> 00:17:39,767 perhaps Mr. Brown is coming back. 455 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,600 And how you make new teacher go? 456 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:45,667 Very easy. 457 00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:47,500 Gek! 458 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,767 That's no good-- 459 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,333 we get the blood all over the class. 460 00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:53,467 Much better we push her out of the window. 461 00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:55,933 Ah, it is looking like we are being stuck with her. 462 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,167 We must do something. 463 00:17:57,267 --> 00:17:59,633 It is duty to obey elected authorities. 464 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:00,600 Not so. 465 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,467 Laws are made to be obeyed. 466 00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,200 Not if laws is bad law. 467 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:08,800 Principal's action are unjust. 468 00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:09,700 He is right. 469 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,967 But what can we do? 470 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:12,867 There is nothing we can do. 471 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,367 Hey, I've got an idea. 472 00:18:15,467 --> 00:18:16,200 What idea? 473 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,833 We have the strike. 474 00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:18,900 Yeah! 475 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,167 Let's all have the strike. 476 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,467 What is the strike? 477 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,067 Does this mean you're going to be fighting? 478 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:24,067 No, no, no, no. 479 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,467 A strike like the big onions. 480 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:28,200 What onions? 481 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,367 The trade onions. 482 00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,933 Please, please, please. 483 00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:36,600 I think your strike is not going to be working. 484 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,433 What we are needing is to be revolting. 485 00:18:39,533 --> 00:18:42,900 And I am thinking you are already revolting. 486 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,467 You are asking for a kick up the Khyber Pass! 487 00:18:45,567 --> 00:18:46,867 Hey, huh? 488 00:18:46,967 --> 00:18:48,700 Let's not quarrel amongst ourselves, eh? 489 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,933 Yes. 490 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:52,800 I know, why not we all have a sit-out? 491 00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:54,700 You mean a sit-in. 492 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,067 Much better- adopt policy of non-cooperation. 493 00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,567 Por favor. 494 00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:03,100 When new teacher arrives in classroom, we no cooperate-- 495 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,067 known as passive resistance. 496 00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:11,200 For once, Japan, China in agreement. 497 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,533 We no speak to you teacher. 498 00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:16,767 I like it. 499 00:19:16,867 --> 00:19:19,167 We keep the trap shut. 500 00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:20,667 , understand? 501 00:19:20,767 --> 00:19:24,533 Si, no speaking, not a word. 502 00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:26,233 That's right. 503 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,400 Hey, the senora, she come. 504 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,333 Good evening. 505 00:19:32,467 --> 00:19:37,400 I am your new teacher and my name is Miss Hardacre, 506 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,500 and I have come to drum English into 507 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:43,933 your respective alien heads, and you have come here to learn. 508 00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:45,767 Understand? 509 00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:46,867 Good. 510 00:19:46,967 --> 00:19:50,533 Now, I will take your names. 511 00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:52,333 You, what's your name? 512 00:19:55,967 --> 00:19:57,233 Are you deaf? 513 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,067 You? 514 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,167 Your name? 515 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,233 You. 516 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,133 Name. 517 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:15,267 I see. 518 00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,267 Well, I don't know how long you think you're going to keep 519 00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,200 this up, and I can assure you, it won't 520 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,733 make any difference to me. 521 00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:23,900 I'm just going to sit here until somebody speaks. 522 00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:27,433 Dummkopf! 523 00:20:27,533 --> 00:20:29,767 You have squashed my apple strudel. 524 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,167 Well, I think I've got it off, now. 525 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,067 And I'll be sending you the bill, of course. 526 00:20:37,167 --> 00:20:38,300 I thought you might. 527 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,900 Well, I wouldn't mind that coffee now. 528 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,167 I'm so sorry, I've drank it all, 529 00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:42,867 but you'll find the tea room down the corridor. 530 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:44,333 Tea room? 531 00:20:44,433 --> 00:20:45,667 Tea room? 532 00:20:45,767 --> 00:20:49,000 You don't expect me to queue up with all those students? 533 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,567 Oh no, no. 534 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,600 While I'm teaching here, I'll take my coffee in your office. 535 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,400 Black, no sugar. 536 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:58,300 Hm, while I'm here, I think I'll have a look at your prospectus. 537 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:00,800 The little I've seen, you could do with a great deal 538 00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:02,000 of reorganization. 539 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,233 Who is it? 540 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,433 It's me, Gladys, with your coffee and biscuits. 541 00:21:15,533 --> 00:21:17,867 All right, come in. 542 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,867 You looked harassed. 543 00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:22,033 I am harassed. 544 00:21:22,133 --> 00:21:24,433 I suppose it's that new teacher, isn't it? 545 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,900 Yes. 546 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,367 The foreign students haven't spoken a word 547 00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,300 since Mr. Brown left, with the result 548 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,267 that Miss Hardacre is spending her time 549 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:34,233 reorganizing the entire school. 550 00:21:34,333 --> 00:21:36,400 She's already reduced two of the other teachers to tears, 551 00:21:36,500 --> 00:21:39,467 and she's caused the caretaker to hand in his notice. 552 00:21:39,567 --> 00:21:42,767 It's only a matter of time before she takes over my job. 553 00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:44,333 Well, why don't you get rid of her 554 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,133 and ask Mr. Brown to come back? 555 00:21:46,233 --> 00:21:47,333 I can't do that. 556 00:21:47,433 --> 00:21:48,267 Why not? 557 00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:49,667 Not after having dismissed him. 558 00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,333 I have my pride. 559 00:21:52,433 --> 00:21:56,367 Mind you, if he asked if he could come back, 560 00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:59,533 I'd be only too happy to accept. 561 00:21:59,633 --> 00:22:00,700 Ask to come back? 562 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,000 But we miss you. 563 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,200 Look, when I got your message to call here, 564 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,967 I thought it was for something serious. 565 00:22:07,067 --> 00:22:08,000 But we are serious. 566 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,500 Yes. 567 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,967 If you ask Miss Courtney, she's going to have you back. 568 00:22:12,067 --> 00:22:13,333 No, I'm sorry, it's out of the question. 569 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:15,200 If she wants me but back, she'll have to ask me. 570 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:16,833 Now, if that's all there is, I'll say good-bye. 571 00:22:16,933 --> 00:22:18,100 Oh, Mr. Brown, please? 572 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,233 - Hey, Mr. Brown! - Oh. 573 00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:21,033 Oh. 574 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,633 I was just seeing something 575 00:22:22,733 --> 00:22:25,067 I was just going to look in on your old class. 576 00:22:29,733 --> 00:22:31,200 - MISS COURTNEY AND MR. - I was wonderi-- 577 00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,467 - Sorry. - After you. 578 00:22:32,567 --> 00:22:33,900 No, no, no, after you. 579 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,967 Well, I was just wondering whether you'd 580 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,267 consider coming back. 581 00:22:37,367 --> 00:22:38,633 I was just going to ask you if there 582 00:22:38,733 --> 00:22:39,900 was any chance of coming back. 583 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,233 That's settled, then. 584 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,800 I thought you preferred women teachers? 585 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:45,267 I do. 586 00:22:45,367 --> 00:22:48,267 But Miss Hardacre was more masculine than most men 587 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,700 I've met. 588 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,533 Well, do you want your job back or don't you? 589 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:53,267 Oh, yes. 590 00:22:53,367 --> 00:22:54,967 Good, you've got it. 591 00:22:55,067 --> 00:22:56,167 We win, we win! 592 00:22:56,267 --> 00:22:57,667 Mr. Brown is coming back. 593 00:23:00,733 --> 00:23:01,633 Hello. 594 00:23:05,867 --> 00:23:07,167 Well, if you'll all sit down, we've 595 00:23:07,267 --> 00:23:08,933 got rather a lot of catching up to do, I'm afraid. 596 00:23:09,033 --> 00:23:10,067 Excuse, please. 597 00:23:10,167 --> 00:23:13,000 Before we are doing that, we are all 598 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,900 changing your birthday presents and buying 599 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,033 you other gift from Harrods. 600 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:18,733 The Camden Harrods, you mean? 601 00:23:18,833 --> 00:23:19,900 Oh, yes indeed. 602 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:20,900 Here you are. 603 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:21,833 Oh, thank you. 604 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:22,933 A wallet. 605 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:24,067 Hey, a wallet? 606 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:24,967 I've got a wallet. 607 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:27,567 Hey, I got a wallet, too. 608 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:30,300 Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, 609 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,567 ba ba ba, doo doo doo wah. 610 00:23:33,667 --> 00:23:39,567 Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba, doo doo doo wah. 611 00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:43,900 Doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo 612 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:48,300 doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, 613 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,567 doo doo doo doo doo doo wah. 614 00:23:54,400 --> 00:24:00,300 Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba, doo doo doo wah. 615 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,567 Ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba.